1 No, we do not keep our New Year’s resolutions
Like I said above, statistics show that people keep their New Year’s resolutions for a mere 32 days. What about you? How long will you keep yours?
Send this meme to your friends who break their New Year’s resolutions every year, over and over again.
2 Should I lose weight this year? Or buy a bigger basket?
I bet that most resolutions in today’s world include the thought of losing weight, until people start getting hungry for dessert and can’t stand it anymore. You can only avoid dessert so much before you start craving that sweet chocolate.
3 New Year, Unchanged Me
So everyone talks about their resolutions and plans for self-improvement for the New Year, I’m here just enjoying the journey of life exactly as it is. This year, I challenge the tradition of resolutions and instead, choose to focus on the present joys and accomplishments. We can make this year about appreciating who we are and what we’ve already achieved. Wishing everyone a year filled with self-love.
4 New Year, Still Me
Who knew that maintaining a New Year’s resolution for more than 72 hours could make you feel like royalty? This is the look of someone who’s surprised they’ve made it this far. Can I get a round of applause, or is it too soon to celebrate?
5 Ditching the Diet
This pup’s face says it all: Diet resolutions are better off as a snack than a plan. While we’re all pretending to enjoy our kale smoothies, this candid canine is living in the moment – surrounded by the remains of resolutions past.
6 January 2nd: The Resolution Graveyard
Every year, January 2nd quietly becomes a memorial for the resolutions we so eagerly set. Let’s take a moment of silence for all the gym memberships and diet plans that were gone too soon.
7 The Verdict on Vices
Maury’s lie detector is putting our New Year’s resolutions on blast. Junk food might just be our vice that’s too hard to quit. But hey, there’s always next year, right? Create your own meme like this with the Maury Lie Detector meme generator.
8 New Year’s Resolution: On Hold
Ready, set, ouch! He was all set to conquer the track three times a week, but it looks like he’ll be racing in a different kind of track – the one that leads to the nearest couch cushion.
9 Repeat Resolutions Review
Our favorite annual series is back: ‘The Resolutions No One Keeps.’ Will they stick to the script, or will there be a plot twist this year? Stay tuned.
10 New Year’s Resolutions Through the Eyes of a Realist
Sometimes, the best way to approach our lofty New Year aspirations is with a healthy dose of realism and laughter. This meme is for anyone who knows the feeling of looking at their resolutions and thinking, “Well, it was a nice thought.” Here’s to being real and still having a laugh.
11 New Year’s Resolutions: Go Big or Go Home!
Aim for the stars with your New Year’s resolutions, and you might just land on the moon — or become the supreme ruler of the planet! This meme is a tongue-in-cheek salute to setting hilariously high stakes for the year ahead. Share this for a good laugh and to kick off the New Year with some humor and ambition!
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