Behold the Yeast Messiah, the doughy savior of kitchens far and wide, rising to the occasion to bless our baking sheets and grace our ovens. On this day, we gather ’round the kitchen counter, not just to witness the miracle of the puff pastry, but to pay homage to the almighty power of yeast and flour. Let us knead, and let us bake, for he hath returned from the fridge, promising a future filled with fluffy biscuits and golden loaves. Bow down, bread enthusiasts, for our risen lord of the rolls commands thee to preheat thine ovens and partake in the holy communion of carbs. Amen to that!
